I've spent the last month on tenterhooks, waiting for my wireless carrier (let's call it "Quik," recently merged with "SpecialTel") to release its version of the new Palm Treo, dubbed the 700p. This is a cool phone -- EV-DO (providing 400kbps-2mbps downstream), support for MS Office and PDF, integrated Bluetooth, MP3 player software (although no stereo playback, and minimal integrated memory - duh!), 1.3MP camera, and the ability to use the phone as a laptop modem when WiFi isn't available. Almost worth the $400 (post-rebate) plus $15 per month to upgrade from the lower-speed wireless web plan.
The phone finally appeared on the Quik site this week, with a tantalizing $100 "web special" discount in addition to the standard $150 instant savings. But here's the catch: it's not available online for existing customers. Nor is it available in Quik's brick-and-mortar stores; they're not even sure when they'll have the units in stock.
Why would Quik diss its existing customers, focusing entirely on new customer acquisition? Probably because the company knows that, after the telecom M&A blitz of the last few years, we basically have nowhere else to go. Didn't the proponents of industry deregulation and consolidation argue that it would benefit consumers..?
In typical form, I unloaded my ire (mildly) at a poor CSM. Rudy, whatever fluorescent phone bank you inhabit, in whatever third-world country, I apologize.
Quik Agent>Rudy has joined the call.
Rudy>Thank you for choosing Quik web chat. My name is Rudy, how may I assist you with your Quik.com order today?
Quik Agent>Aram Sinnreich has joined the call.
Subject: Web Chat>This is a Quik Customer, with the subject: Purchase Replacement/Upgrade Phone, in zipcode 9xxxx
Aram Sinnreich>hi
Aram Sinnreich>i
am interested in upgrading to a treo 700p
Aram Sinnreich>i am eligible for a $150 rebate
Aram Sinnreich>but the phone isn't available to existing subscribers online, and the stores aren't stocking them yet
Aram Sinnreich>can you help?
Rudy>You will have to call 800-xxx-xxxx to order that phone.
Aram Sinnreich>alright, thanks
Rudy>You will not be able upgrade online.
Aram Sinnreich>that is lame
Aram Sinnreich>quik should make the phone available for upgrade online, to cash in on customer enthusiasm
Aram
Sinnreich>i am all ready and willing to plunk down $400 plus an extra $15 per month, you'd think quik would want the money...
Aram Sinnreich>...can you please relay my sentiments to quik?
Rudy>Yes, I will. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Aram Sinnreich>thank you.
Rudy>You're
welcome, thank you for using Quik together with SpecialTel web chat. Feel
free to contact us during our business hours of 9am-11pm Monday-Friday
and 10am-8pm Saturday & Sunday. Have a wonderful day.
Incidentally, the number Rudy gave me was not correct. After finally getting through to another CSM, I was told I had to call a different department. After I was transferred, and navigated through the VM system again, I was put on hold for about half an hour. Then the line picked up, and I could hear voices in the background, but no one spoke to me or answered my voice. After three minutes of talking into the void, I hung up.
No EV-DO for me.
UPDATE: I bought the phone, of course. Called customer service a few more times, found someone who could work it for me. I feel like a kid on Channukah. Will report back with kudos/gripes.
UPDATE 2: According to the customer service rep I spoke to on 5/31, the unit was supposed to be shipped immediately, and would arrive today (6/5). I called today for a tracking number, so I could coordinate my schedule w/ delivery, and was told that although the warehouse "accepted" the order on 6/3 (not sure what the lag was about), it still hasn't shipped. Quik couldn't tell me when it might ship, or offer to notify me when it does, so I'll just have to call back and check in a couple days. Nonetheless, the CSM assured me I should have the Treo in hand "3-5 business days from today." We shall see...
UPDATE 3: After raising a stink, I eventually got the phone. All in all, I'm pretty happy with it.
The cons: I've never gotten anything like 2Mbps, and all the streaming content costs extra $$ and I haven't yet figured out free workarounds for Pandora/YouTube/Rhapsody, and it costs extra to use it as a mobile modem (the sales rep told me otherwise), and it doesn't synch with Google Calendar, and it has no onboard memory, so I had to buy an SD card, and VersaMail is very buggy, and you have to pay extra for voice dial, which doesn't even work with bluetooth headsets.
The pros: love the Palm OS and its big ole developer community, love the relatively high speed, sound quality is pretty good, hardware is pretty fall-resistant, screen is nice. It replaces my laptop handily in a lot of situations, and I'm Flickring like crazy. And it's new and expensive enough so that people say "oooh" when I whip it out.